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Let me introduce you to Sunny Radford. She is a college student in Texas who felt like she deserves a few added benefits for paying such high tuition. We decided to utilize her campus as a backdrop and take some cheeky photos. Fortunately, all that money they take in doesn't go towards top-notch security. But I am sure the dean's pockets are staying well-padded. Happy Saturday.
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Even though you ate psilocybin today, you are of perfectly sound mind. Zishy is just this damn good. Yes, you can afford it. What else can you buy for ten bucks these days? A bar of artisan soap? A small bag of keto-friendly granola? Fuck that noise. Women like Katie Darling are what you need. Yeah, we can't have them in real life, but we should at least be able to admire pretty pics of them. Ok, whatever. If you're not going to pay, at least follow me on Twitter or IG realzishy. Thanks. Nite.
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Claire Mandeville made the decision to ditch Utah for Las Vegas, or maybe it was her boyfriend's choice and she just came along for the ride. I like to think that the young couple is in love, perhaps not rich, but living in a safe place, sharing it comfortably with their two small pets, Belle and Pogo. Maybe Claire is going to attend night courses at a community college and eventually pass the CPA exam. The couple will marry, have twin baby boys, and use the money that they had been putting into Bitcoin for the last 10 years to buy a spacious home in a gated community. Damn, I wish everyone was this smart and cute. Bonus video and xtra to come.
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WARNING! The man in the header photo of this update is a bonafide killer, as in buzz-killer. I assume he is the manager of this particular Publix supermarket, although we were not shown any official credentials. Guy walked right up to us and rudely asked us to leave the store. This injustice must not go unheard. Sasha was merely exercising her rights to free speech and sexual empowerment. Men like him want to silence the women's movement. Maybe he would like to see Sasha in a burka? Disgusting. Sponsored by Sprouts.
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Hi, I'm Zach. We're all Zach. It was a real pain to photograph Tamara Damachuk. She kept looking incredible in every light, from every angle. It was really annoying. I never know when to stop on days like this. Oh well. I hope you enjoy a ton of pictures of this beauty. Sorrrrry.
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My lawyer told me that I should not claim your subscription to Zishy will help bring the price of BTC back over 60K, nor will it curb the dangerous exponential growth of the squirrel population, so I won't say any of that nonsense. All I will say is that it helps me bring you more and more incredible women like Katya Nesterova for your enjoyment to the very screen you are staring at right now. These evil devices steal away more eyeball time than the sweet faces of our own children. Let's make our demise worthwhile. Happy Monday, cyber-junkies!
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I took these photos of Myra Glasford at a shopping mall when masks were a required thing. Oh well. We still managed to flash her dangerous face from time to time. Probably ended up killing a few people in the process. Our bad. At least a few old dudes got a rise from the revealing top Myra was wearing before they met the reaper. Stay safe out there.
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Men compare everything. Maybe I shouldn't generalize. I am a man, and I compare things. I compare this car to that one. My body to yours. I compare women visually and sometimes even their personalities. Go figure. Well, Serena Avary has a kickass personality. She literally could power all of your mining rigs with her enthusiasm. Or maybe it was drugs. I'm not sure. This was in Florida. So who knows? We went to Lowes and met strangers and had a good old time. I hope you have yourself a good old time while you still can. Peace.
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Jezebel Madd brought me to Pennsylvania. Immediately upon viewing her social media, I was enticed by Jezebel's aggressive beauty. She's done some bodybuilding. She knows her way around power tools, has personally remodeled several rooms of her home. Plus, she is effin' beautiful and sexually adventurous. Jezebel drives a Buick from the nineties with a throaty engine, unless she is with a stoned photographer who is willing to chauffeur her around. My mom thinks I should find a better job. I told her that there isn't one. More Madd times ahead.
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Introducing another exceptional beauty from Latin America brought to us by a new contributor. These guys are finding the right talent, but need to be dialed in on how to put together more extensive sets. At least that is my take. I am a bit of a perfectionist with Zishy, even though the rest of my life looks like a train wreck. Only playing, I'm sure most fathers, sons and husbands are often despised by their families. As far as abortion goes, I can't believe God didn't build in an eject button on the uterus. What a repressive dick. He must have hated women. Enjoy your weekend.
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Sometimes all you need is a little sun and a few hits of cannabis to turn your day around. That is what I witnessed here with Soledad Lomas. Now I certainly do not advocate a daily dependence on any substance. That would be evil. That would be Starbucks. Rather, I believe it is important to reach 100 health regularly without any chemical assistance. But every now and then, we must take matters into our own hands. We must fight against the emotional muck that life has dealt us and defeat darkness with any tool at our disposal. Soledad truly does shine when the clouds part.
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"Introducing Taya Helenova. Max photographed her for us in Ukraine. Part of Taya seems wholesome, but then I realize she smokes cigarettes and has the word ""wild"" tattooed on her body. I think I could still manage. There's probably enough of an innocent side left to corrupt. Kidding, mostly. I hear lung cancer only develops in 10-20% of all smokers. Not horrible odds. Part two tomorrow."
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I have succumbed to another late-night, wacky-ass, possibly brilliant idea. I will be running a contest over the next 2 weeks or so, asking women to snap photos of themselves while they are quarantined at home. You will have to be a Zishy subscriber to see the faces of these bold females. Here is the first contestant. She is stuck somewhere in Wisconsin with her family. Fortunately, She has enough alone time to participate in the challenge. She reached out, being a longtime fan of Zishy. Believe it or not, she is even a subscriber. Rad.
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"I asked Alli Chandler if she prefers smoking weed before or after she works out. She answered ""C, all of the above."" That should tell you what kind of person we are dealing with here. I thought that smoking would make her too anxious for pulling off good Zishy inside a busy gym, but no. She came through just fine. We then returned to the apartment after and took more pics. Those will come later. Have a good day! Buy Costco Hot Dog on Solana."
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Dita Vetone whipped out this bodysuit and said that it would look good in some photos. Um yeah, I think you are on to something here, Dita. Let's try it. Once she put it on her exquisite natural figure, she became timid. I showed her some test shots and Dita agreed that while the suit was way too revealing, she looked too spectacular in it to refuse. If sharing is caring, Dita must love us all. And now I patiently await the get her naked comments. Some people are predictably ungrateful. Kisses.
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"Reina Rae is gorgeous, strong, brave, neurotic, and possibly over self-medicated. See the bonus video. Photographing her in Tucson is a trip down memory lane. This small desert city and the U of A were my home for a while. Visiting brings back recollections of shitty apartments, college girlfriends, and stained futons. As much as I like the place, I'm glad that I made it out. Good luck, Reina."
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Dear Colby Covington, I hope you are one of my readers. Zishy is Donald Trump's favorite site, aside from Twitter of course. I just wanted to thank you for entertaining me. You put your reputation on the line in so many ways. It is so refreshing to see someone accept hate as a form of love. So you came up short in the octagon last Saturday, big deal. You still gained a shitload of respect for your fighting spirit. Even being all busted up you managed to stay in character. It was truly admirable. If you ever need a tasteless sponsor, you know where to come. Hope you get a chance to work on your bedroom cardio while you heal up. Irelynn Dunham has great big freckles.
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"This may be it, the last we will ever see of Zoe Aguilar. That might not be what you want to hear, but I figure at this point, you have earned my honesty. You have put up with all my bullshitting and poor humor. You've seen me be faux-sexist, faux-homophobic, faux-homosexual, faux-racist and yet you still support my madness. From now on, I'm gonna shoot it straight with you. Zoe is leaving us for Islam and will adopt a more traditional halal lifestyle. I don't want to get to into it. I don't like ruffling feathers, but hey, people are entitled to their own decisions. Bonus video tomorrow. As-salamu alaykum."
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Something about Keira Croft captivated me immediately. She turned me into a moth drawn to her warm light. Keira's personality is complicated, but I have loved puzzles since I was a child. She wanted to smoke some tender green before we ate at Tender Greens. Try the raw tuna. It's amazing.
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"Vonnie Bean has features that set my world on fire. After we went out for tacos in Scottsdale, I proposed that we capture some photographs in a bubble bath. You know, only for the sake of being thorough. How could we possibly live without ever seeing Vonnie bathe? She was kind enough to accept and even removed the metal tchotchkes from her nipples. Creamy alabaster beans for the win!"
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Lilo Mai is a beautiful young Hawaiian who has been scooped up by the lovely adult industry. I am not hating on porn, I just think most of it is shyte. The special effects are always garbage, there are obvious plot holes, and I am never convinced that any of the couples live happily ever after. Give me some closure. Let me know if any of the budding relationships lead to a joint bank account. Kisses.
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I don't know if my guidance had anything to do with it or if it is just Andy's talent, but he did a great job photographing Paloma Andaquies in Colombia. Or maybe it is this little baggy of old weed that I found in my office. I'm hoping all three. And I'm also hoping that you're reading this and enjoying life. I, myself, have had my fair share of dark times. And the forecast seems to get bleaker by the hour. But there is still a lot of great shit that you can miss if you're too busy being afraid of change or afraid of challenge. Let's keep smiling.
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Sage Hailong does some stripping to pay the bills. That's cool. I am a firm believer in the value of salesmanship. You must be able to sell yourself in this life or else you're basically screwed. The next time you step into a strip club, try to imagine you are walking into an office building, or better yet, a car dealership. Ignore the purplish light that smooths out the skin perfections. Ignore the scent of cheap strawberry perfume that masks the alcohol and body odor. Ignore the inspiring beat of the blaring Xhibit track which played on the radio twenty years ago. Check your ego at the door. You have now become a mark and these women are here to close. You will not be turning on any of these sharks, unless you intend to do so with your wallet.
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The beauty of this job is that every woman I photograph is unique. Just when I think I have seen all possible permutations of personality, body type, hair color, etc, there comes around some new muse that will refresh my creative appetite. I have no idea where this obsession will take me, but it is my only hope for authentic expression. Finding the next Keira Romero is programmed into my DNA.
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Here is Sonya Ash being flexible and ferocious in a tight body suit. Sonya is an interesting blend of vixen and goofball from California. She does not have to try to be wild, she just is. Her and her sister operate on a frequency that most young women will never reach. My kind of people. You will get to see more of her in the second part of this gallery. Oooh wow, nudity! Can you imagine? Spoiler alert: there will be boobs and butts. Stay dangerous.
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When I find a woman like Annie Duque, that is filled with energy and natural beauty, but is also thousands of miles away in another country, I begin searching for any semi-competent local photographers that are up to the task. Here are the results. Annie is a winner and Colombia continues to call my name. Let's get after it this Saturday night.
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Good morning, you savages. I photographed Paula at the Palihouse in Santa Monica. It is a boutique hotel with a chic vintage motif. It can be pricey, but with Paula, I was going to pull out all the stops. The place fits perfectly with her soulful demeanor. A woman with serious good looks and a willingness to goof off and tease the camera is music to my eyes. More to come.
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Welcome Sidney Alexis, everyone. We were in the real Venice about a week ago, but now we return to the area that your narrator is named after, the fake Venice. Many of you ask why I do not just ban those who make hateful, inane comments on this platform. The reason is because theyhe will not change our perspective, but possibly he will see our reactions and rethink his. It is never too late to grow. This person whipped out his credit card for a subscription to a mostly non-nude site, so maybe there is hope. Or maybe we are just being trolled.
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I shot these with Lily Rader last year. We snapped a few in front of a campaign headquarters for Bernie Sanders. It seems like someone forgot to inform him that the system was rigged. Hopefully, all this turmoil will only result in the country waking its ass up from under an incompetent political regime. I fail to see how drastically different a two-party system is from that with only one. Just because we can choose between Pepsi and Coke, doesn't make us free men. After the streets of Hollywood, Lily and I journeyed down to Santa Monica College, where Lily's outfit and actions did not go completely unnoticed.
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Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight? Neither have I, but some women will make me wonder if I sold my soul to the dark side and misplaced the memory of it. Or perhaps I have earned these experiences after all the shit I have had to wade through. When Shelley Fox squeezes out of her clothes in front of your eyes, one tends to forgive Life for all of its cruel moments. It is okay if my goldfish died when I was seven, I have this now.
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The sad truth is that most people think success is having enough money to buy property and collect monthly rent from people like July September. Yes, that is what I will call her because I am petty and have no desire to advertise for other companies. I believe July is the first woman on Zishy with facial tattoos. She must listen to devil music or share a different view on the aesthetics of a human body. So before you decide to cry about her ink in the comments section, try to understand that your crying will accomplish nothing. It is useless. It is a complete waste of your time and energy. Us old guys lost.
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Happy Thanksgiving assholes!! I have hacked the Zishy system )) You dudes are disgusting. Looking at women in this way. You oughtta be ashamed of yourselves. No real person wants to feel sexy and desired just for their looks. The human body must be covered at all times. That is what God wants. Fools. Keisha Grey can appear to be comfortable, but her soul is obviously tormented by regret. Can't you see it in her eyes? Good luck in hell creepos.
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Part two of Adriene Macedo showing off more edgy black lingerie in her quaint Houston apartment. Quite exciting, really. Adriene suggests that if you ever want your girl to have a full bush again, don't let undergo a laser treatment. More to come of this eccentric Brazilian in Texas.
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First off, there will be more to come of this incredible Hispanic beauty. Hazel Heart is a lot of fun and carries herself very candidly. You can believe her when she gives a shining review of Tacos El Pastor. Apparently, there is a taco cartel war being fought on the Las Vegas Strip. Tacos El Pastor and Tacos El Gordo are fierce neighboring competitors who sell essentially the exact same product marinated pork tacos that are the addictive equivalent of opium. Go with whichever place has the shorter line. You are welcome. The horchata is also tremendous, especially when tasted off a pair of lips like Hazel's.
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Here is the second update from Luna Silver, shot by a contributor in Berlin. Luna makes us all wish that more women from the Middle East would agree to nude modeling. I am skeptical though whether Luna's beauty is commonplace in any region. Unfortunately, the body of this German contributor was recently dissolved in a chemical bath, so I am looking for other photographers in Europe who can find and work with more stunners like Luna. Send applications to zachzishy.com. Kisses.
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This year has been tough, but we've made it through. Now for the next challenge. I must remind myself that truth is everything, fear is the adversary, and patience is just as crucial as initiative. I also want to stay away from gluten because it makes me feel like a wet towel, but that is a different topic. Anyways, I hope you fuckers are stubborn like me and continue to give the finger to the sadistic gods that want to break our spirits. Luna Fey has some good taste, or at least it isn't typical.
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Someone persistent has been requesting more Korinne Peterjik for the past few months. I totally understand their fascination. Her natural beauty and enthusiasm is palpable. The air in her dorm room felt thick with it. I created a job for myself that justifies visiting a college campus to take nakey photos of lovely young women. Certainly, I am swine, but I am of a genius breed of swine. Or maybe this is all part of Father's Plan.
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Sometimes I visit Costco for the sole purpose of cooling off in their dairy section. I pass my time reading product labels and watching my exhaled breath condense. After about 15 minutes, my mood is lifted into a manic state. I make my way out the store through the crowds of sad, unhealthy people and into the blinding Texas sun. Paradise. There's something about extremes that fascinates me. I hope you can appreciate Ivanna Ershova's finale on Zishy. Be back soon.
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Clarissa Dominguez is from Colombia. She comes to Zishy by way of a contributing photographer. I have it on my bucket list to visit the region, but I'm a lazy asshole without much experience in bribing authorities. Seor, this camera is a piece of mierda. You do not want the headache. Let me show you how I am different from other Americans and how I prefer to FUND the police. Aceptas Doge?
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Hello, everyone. Just because Zishy is rated the number one internet site by the Douglas Peabody Foundation, doesn't mean that I can afford to send myself into space. No, I am a simple man of simple means. My only plans for the future are to explore the bottom of the oceans with a robotic submarine. While I'm working on that, I might have more people like Andy, our Colombian contributor, photograph women like Yma Pallete. Hope that's cool. See you soon.
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Hello everyone. This is part one of another shoot I did in Kiev, or Kyiv, or whatever you prefer to call Ukraine's capital, currently being shelled by Russian artillery. Obviously, these photos were taken during happier times. Regan Budimir recruited her photogenic friend to join the Zishy army. Her name is Olena Kozich. This update focuses more on tease and less on nudity, so deal with that info accordingly. More from the indoor portion will follow at some point. Hope everyone is safe and that most of this once-bustling city will remain intact. XOXO
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Here is part one of Kat Keen's final appearance on the site. She seems to have moved on from modeling to focus her attention on podcasting and filmmaking. She is a fascinating woman to whom we owe a large debt of gratitude. Kat is one of those people I can point a camera at, sit back and let the magic happen. I don't find myself constantly screaming stop posing! or act alive!, like when I hold one of my annual portrait sessions at a retirement home. Voluntary basis, of course.
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Introducing the irresistible Maggie O'Shannon. She is a bold young woman with zero shame in showing off her body. We had a fabulous time in Houston. I will be posting a video from this outing at some point, but ya'boi feels like a can of ass today. I should have gotten that seventh booster. FUCK.
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Here is our finale with two Colombians that could blow the socks off of any hombre. I am glad that our contributor, Viky, was able to spend ample time with Rosa and Zaheera. My goal was to do justice to these young women's natural beauty and authentic friendship. It took a few tries, but it was worth the extra pesos. By the way, I'm not going to be wearing a mask again any time soon. So just go ahead and cancel or crucify me now. Thanks. httpswww.youtube.comwatch?vFK-ZyUjgFBI
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"Luna Lovely is really cool. She's done a bunch of porn, but is special for the fact that she genuinely loves it. I also find her very attractive. Just remember, all the women you encounter these days have probably done dirty deeds in their pasts as well, and quite possibly on camera. There are no virgins left. Our technocracy has been screwing us since birth. Sorry, pal."
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"Happy Friday, guys. This update of Ileana Burgos has a bit of extra nudity that is generally avoided on Zishy, but I figure, why not? Give the blokes a bonus for supporting my madness. We all need to learn to 'pay it forward' more. Even though you went into debt obtaining that liberal arts degree and now you work out of a taco truck, you have to let go of the bitterness. Anger will destroy you from the inside. Hand out some free churros and make your customers happy. Happiness is contagious and kindness will reward you tenfold."
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Back in the day, son, your old man used to take beautiful women to these places called shopping malls. These were where people would go to escape the emptiness of postmodern life and attempt to find joy in consumerism. At a mall, you could eat a soft pretzel and purchase (or steal) non-essential goods. And if you really had balls, you could even take some scandalous photos there. Wynona Gibbs' favorite band is TLC.
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"Third day in a row that Bitcoin has hit an all-time high. Let's celebrate with some tacos. Let's take a woman out that we know not everyone is going to love. Just like everyone doesn't love spicy food. It's okay. We aren't here to please the masses. We are here to have fun and spread a little fuck-you this season (but in a kind way). And for your info, I think Jenna is a legit degen beautiful badass. Thank you guys for coming along on the ride."
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I believe Jia Lissa kicks into another gear once the sun sets. Follow her on social media and you might agree. She is like the Conor of porn. Red-haired, full of erratic energy, daring, supremely made for the spotlight. Whatever happens this weekend, I think they both will remain stars for a long time. I don't give a damn what you say, I know you want him to win.
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"Alli Chandler says she is into Britney Spears. Hell, she even owns one of her t-shirts. I could not resist the Zishtok opportunity. I believe this update of Alli's is gonna create a few more Britney fans around the globe. Both 'Toxic' and Alli are 22 years old. Wild."
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Lily Rader, one hot potater. She might do porn, but you'd still date her. The hair is blonde and she keeps it long. Akron, Ohio could do no wrong. At eighteen she was doing scenes, paying bills while haters caught feelings. Rader, the sex trader, doll-faced assassin, is what life made her. Lily.
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"Today, as we gather here, I want to celebrate the true backbone of Argentina - its women. They are the embodiment of resilience, strength, and perseverance. In every corner of our nation, from the bustling streets of Buenos Aires to the serene landscapes of Patagonia, Argentine women have been at the forefront of progress, nurturing families, driving businesses, and shaping our society. As a sign of our gratitude to the International Monetary Fund, we plan to annually donate twenty of our country's finest young women to the IMF network of 'pleasure' dungeons. This will be in addition to the payments being made toward the generous loans bestowed upon our republic. Viva la libertad carajo! -Javier Milei, President of Argentina"
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I call her Fabbie Gabbie, because Gabbie Carter is fabulous and everybody knows it. She is from Texas and has a mixed ethnic background. It is amazing to see one person bring the best of different worlds together. Let's see how well the hardcore porn industry treats its shiny new star. Perhaps it will play nice this time. Stay vicious.
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Ashley Lane is just your everyday attractive woman who happens to possess a prodigious sexual appetite. I think she has become a staple in the adult industry for her natural demeanor and authentic libido. Can you imagine, there is a market for performers that are not injected, nor inflated, nor bleached, nor skewered, nor covered in ink, and actually love what they do? If you saw Ashley on the street, you could never guess how each day she entertains thousands online. This humble sweetheart-of-a-slut welcomed me into her home at the time, which was in San Pedro. Enjoy your weekend.
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Skye Blue and I did some holiday shopping along with some jaw dropping at the Galleria. There are some of you who have expressed great distress over nipple piercings. I want to assure you that all will be fine. Once you meet your dream woman, she will obey all your wishes for her body. She will understand that her sole purpose in life is to make you happy. You will not have to accept any part of her that does not agree with your taste. For now though, please ignore Skye and the other divas with the body mods. I am sure there are enough of us out there who have removed our heads from our anal passage to appreciate these individuals as they are.
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Do you ever have such an insightful dream at night that you can not wait to write about it in your next blog post? The type of dream that gives you a realization which will guide the rest of your life starting tomorrow. Then in the morning, you try hard to remember what it was, but draw a complete blank. That sucks. What's worse though is when it finally comes back to you and you realize that it was not profound at all. Maybe I'll just let images of Wendy Patton speak for themselves.
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Karissa Kane is one tough looking female. She whipped out this strappy outfit and she showed off her impressive physique. Karissa says she was not always built like this, but to never underestimate the effectiveness of hard work. She definitely is no slouch. Remember, you will get more done if you start now.
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When the opportunity presented itself to photograph Morgan Attwood at a vineyard, there was no hesitation. After the horrible fire season last year, many of these beautiful places in California became scorched earth. This year, I will be surprised if the crisis does not repeat itself. Climate change can suck a fat one. More wine dreams with Morgan coming soon.
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Naomi Woods and I visit the Loews Beach Hotel in Santa Monica. We valet-parked her dragons and had the slave army check out the Promenade. Then, we got to down to business. Bonus pics and video of our own Zishy Khaleesi will soon follow.
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Gosh, I hate Vegas. It is such a vapid shit-hole. I still can't wait to get back there. Kinda like social media.
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Oooh, I hate those people who disagree with my views on climate change, racism, privacy, abortion, pornography, the global pandemic. How the hell does everyone not see it my way? I watch the real news, you know, the completely unbiased one that isn't after advertising dollars or clicks. The one that isn't owned by a billion-dollar corporation. The one that just tells me the facts. No opinion. No agenda. Just facts. Yeah, I watch that one. Let's divide this country down the middle. The smart people on one side and the idiots on the other. Never mind the laughter of our approaching adversaries. Divide!
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Just when you think that all love is lost in this world, Big Tech shows us that they care. They laid it on the line last week and silenced the tiny faction of America that does not trust our honorable media. Surely, the good guys won and the bad guys have been sent home with their tails between their legs, humbled and reformed. No further violence is to be expected. Thank you, Big Tech. You're the best! Kat Keen and I were told by the manager that we couldn't take pictures in front of his Spec's liquor store. Makes sense. Zishy would never want to give a respectable vendor of alcohol an unfavorable public image. My bad, guy.
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Back in your life, Zishy returns with new photos of a European beauty. Vlada Romashina had me crushing slugs and getting chewed up by mosquitos in this fertile forest. I love all of nature, especially when it long legs and good network coverage,.
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This is another one of my 'come as you are' updates where I photograph the subject in exactly what she arrives in. Women like Hazel Heart do not need to doll themselves up to look amazing. Sometimes the contrast of casual, at-home attire on a stunning, natural beauty is all that is necessary. But what it does require is confidence on the model's part, which Hazel has plenty of. I also like to explore what a person actually wears when she is not planning to be photographed. It's a thing, man. Or maybe it is just my thing. Part 2 coming, with bonus video, and somethin' xtra. Why not?
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When you ask a woman if she is hungry and she says, a little, then you better get some food quick! The answer is never a simple, yes. It is usually something like, mother fucker why didn't you get me food when I said I was hungry?, referring to when she said a little. More of my profound insight and more of the extra-tasty Vonnie Bean to come. Shout-out to Bianchi's in Tucson. Bye Bye.
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Bianca Bell is an amazing woman photographed by our contributor, Maksym. I hope they enjoyed working together because you know I am going to be asking them for more. Stay tuned and best of luck choosing your pumpkin this week.
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I love American sushi. You know, the sushi covered with sweet syrups, creamy sauces, spices and fried shit that Japanese masters would never even think of serving. I like when you can not taste a hint of the two-week-old fish the Korean restaurateurs are trying to pass off as being fresh. That's my jam. But seriously, none of that matters, certainly not when I am having a sensational night with a woman like Amber Moore. Part two will follow tomorrow. Maybe some xtra. Guess we shall see.
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August is here. Can you believe it? The year flies by when you have a half-dead leader of the free world. He sort of reminds me of the grandpa from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Just kidding, that guy was cool. He preferred a hammer over drone strikes. Anyways, fuck politics. All I care about is that my family is relatively safe, I can obtain cannabis with ease, and that my life of photographing women, like Tyla Jessop, remains unhampered. Happy Sunday.
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This is when I went to the acid-induced Evropeysky shopping mall with Kari Pitinova. She also gave me a tour of one of Moscow's ornate subway stations. Kari enjoys group dance nights at the park in the summer. She probably thought I was strange, like so many others do, but I am really trying to fit into this psychotic universe. I promise. My therapist says just a few more months and I should start seeing some major progress. Anyways, I am super-grateful she gave Zishy a go. More to come.
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Greta Yarbrough is my new favorite neighbor. She moved in a few weeks ago. She likes to come over, hang out, toss around the Aerobie, take off her clothes and be photographed. Chill shit. If you don't have a neighbor like her, you're truly missing out. More indoor photos of Greta coming in part two. Talk soon.
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Nala Brooks has the kind of breasts that would make for a monumental tragedy if they were never displayed on camera. We walked around UT campus during the height of the pandemic. Most classes were relegated to remote learning, so Nala and I had minimal concern for spectators. Everyone was at home, scared and confused. I was still making smut because I have a mountain of student debt to pay off. It was a nice day outside.
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Please try not to view this set through a political lens. Disha and Alevtina are simply two young women trying to enjoy a few thrills before the planet melts into its nearest star. I am super grateful for the opportunity to travel the world and document beauty and adventure. You subscribers make all of this possible. Remember, no matter where you live, the people in power are lying to you. There is a better way, The New Way. More of this incredible pair to come.
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Moon Torrance makes her way back to Texas to reignite our rockets. This woman is a beast and I say that in the most admirable way. She doesn't mask-up until someone makes her do so. She likes to smoke and drink because it makes her feel good. If you ask Moon what her political views are, she will tell you. Most importantly, Moon doesn't feel remorse about showing off her exquisite body. She loves herself fully which in today's climate seems rare. I'm a fan. More from this evening to come.
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The worst thing about Zishy is that I am horrible at marketing. The best thing about Zishy is that I am horrible at marketing. You will not find a ton of nude imagery in this gallery, but I assume you all have seen a butthole and some vulva before. The good news about this new face is that you can find her in plenty of explicit content online. All you have to do is search for her name, Emily Cutie. What you won't find are pictures like mine of her. That is what makes Zishy gems rare. I will offer more Emily Cutie at some point. Have a nice weekend.
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Beta from Buenos Aires finds yet another irresistible Argentinian for our hungry eyes. Victoria Ramos clearly has a fun personality and a taste for tease. I recently cut out gluten from my diet, so the sweet pastries in these pics have zero appeal to me. In fact, all I consume now are AG1, Blue Chew, and Prime energy drink. It hurts when I breathe, but I can tear a hole in some dry wall with this man-hammer. Are there any cardiologists in the Zishy fanbase? Asking for a friend.
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"She is not your typical model by any means, but I found Bess Burton captivating nonetheless. She was looking for a side hustle to her job in healthcare and knew that she could convert her physical beauty into supplemental income. Bess is a smart girl."
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"Today I bring you Dabney Conrad unfiltered. Real women often have acne, bruises, scars. That's just real life. What are you gonna do when the world reveals its imperfections? Are you going to run? Or are you going to admire the beauty that transcends your fantastic ideals? When I am around a person as wonderful as Dabney, it is hard to be distracted by flaws. Plus, I'd like to think I am wiser than that. I should be. I'm no longer a child. Bonus video to come (tomorrow)."
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And our final contestant, numero 25, from Austin, Tejas. She did an excellent job creatively capturing herself. That's right, she shot these on her own if you can believe that. She was excited to use the contest as an excuse to hone in her self-portrait skills. Great job. Make sure you rate all the sets, subscribers. And if you haven't subscribed, stop looking at face masks. These women are stunning.
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"Part two as promised. The 5-minute bonus video shows how this Russian sausage, featuring Cami, was made. I personally feel it is a beautiful and tasty sausage. Even if there is pushback to this type of content, I will be including this softer, subtler aesthetic from time-to-time. Variety is the spice of life. Have a great weekend."
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It is Friday! Time to cut loose. I'm going to smoke a bowl, fill up my car with gas, get some Chinese takeout. Maybe watch a few mindless videos on YouTube until I feel my eyes get heavy. Then force myself up to brush teeth, floss, gargle, and off to bed. Not every day can be like the one below with Giana Van Patten. That's ok. Makes me appreciate them more.
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"This girl from Mississippi just wants to have fun. Renee Wilson is a blast to photograph. When we met, it was late and there wasn't much around since we were far outside the city. How about this high school? There shouldn't be anyone around. Shooting in the dark is a challenge, but it helps when you have someone with Renee's energy. We made it work. This week proved to America that there aren't any blue states, only blue cities. Have a great weekend, don't break too many rules."
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I can tell that Mia Valentine is thrilled by life. She has used her talents to travel the world. Tokyo, New York City, Los Angeles. I have no idea where she is today but I would wager that she is having a blast. If fun isn't in your plans today, what are you living for?
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"Welcome to another week of joy and wonder. We have made it well past the halfway point of 2024. Congrats! Here is Victoria Ramos spreading her positive energy from Buenos Aires. Her unique look is an example of nonstandard beauty. I am so grateful to all the diverse women who have taken the chance of putting themselves on the internet. Hawk-Tuhh Girl, hold your head up high. Screw the haters. No hawk-tuhh for thems."
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Jasmine Simco nonchalantly informed me that she trained with the Russian ballet during her teenage years. Oh yeah, that's totally common. I should have expected an extraordinary backstory to come with this extraordinary young woman. Jasmine might not be a heavy lifter when it comes to weights, but I have a feeling she will be lifting spirits around the globe with this gallery.